The Script

//Prep the bread
footlong Italian Herbs & Cheese
Cold cut trio
Pepperjack
Toasted

//Veggies
Olives
Lettuce
Pickles
Green Pepper
Onion

//Additional toppings
Black Pepper
Spicy brown mustard

//Meal
44 oz - 5% lemonade, 95% Diet Coke
Nacho Cheese Doritos

// Variations
* Occasionally, switch to regular mustard, and add jalapeno.
* Occasionally, add light mayo.